Sail Captain Sail
From PiedPipersHouseOfPong
(Copyright – Dec 2007)
Sail! - Captain Sail! - Upon your long pips Pirate Ship
Yet the Pompous Pied Piper may still give you a whip
Loopers and hitters you duly know how to foil and trip
But what if a Mighty Chopper stowed onto your ship?
The Chopper knows how to handle a ball that goes dink
And even if not – it’s harder for you to dink a fine chop
A Mighty Chopper might undo the Pirates, I so do think
Most choppers also have poison that makes the ball stop
Is this therefore a Pirate beating a Pirate, or not so at all?
As most Choppers use long pips on one side to the ball
In the Great Sea there are storms and things expected not
A Mighty Chopper may cause wounds for a Pirate’s blot
Deep within the Great Sea, a Mighty Sea Monster may be
Could a Mighty Chopper cause a Pirate a very precious fee?
The Pirate – Captain Long Pips with long pips on both sides
If befallen to a chopper, no longer on the Sea resides
The Pied Piper of Pong