The Saga of the Mighty Paul B
From PiedPipersHouseOfPong
(Copyright 2nd Edition – Sept 2009)
A Pong Player came to the Field House one day
Claiming that only for fun -- Pong did he play
Paul aided the Pong Club and did the web site
And pounded Pong balls with all of his might
Paul came from a place called the "Show Me" State
Where the Baseball Cardinals are thought first-rate
But in the Pong Club at the Campus of Mines
Mighty Paul B caused many a Coaches' whines
Mighty Paul B could hit a ball as soon as it bounced
In more than a few outings his Coach was trounced
Until the Mighty Paul B beat this Old Pong Coach
Coach's Pong versus students was beyond reproach
Like the great Paul Bunyan of lumberjack fame
This Missouri lad would to Pong fame lay claim
The Mighty Paul B within this verse and rhyme
Beat his Pong Coach more than just a single time
Pong Coach tried to play "B" with a little cush
The Coach sorely beaten by the Lad from Busch
Not just once, twice, but even the number three
The Coach thought, "How ever could this be?"
Not even Lefty or Graham had taken the Coach
Upon whom the Mighty Paul B stamped reproach
The Pong Coach now in such a pickle and mess
Prefers to play The Mighty Paul B in chess!
The Pied Piper of Pong